There’s No Epstein List or The Dog Ate My Homework"
“There is no Epstein list.”
No list. No names. No powerful men trafficking and raping children on a private island. It must’ve all been a dream — the black book, the court documents, the photos, the payoffs, the prison “suicide” with broken neck bones and broken cameras. A fever dream.
Do me a fucking favour.
It wasn’t even that long ago that Trump ally and U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi told Fox News the list was “sitting on my desk right now.”
So, what — was she lying then, or are they lying now?
February 2025
July 2025
Every time someone powerful is accused of child abuse, the evidence vanishes like a fart up a drainpipe.
Files disappear. Witnesses die. Journalists get shut down.
And the public? We’re meant to move on.
In Epstein’s case, the surveillance footage just happened to be “accidentally destroyed.” Not suspicious at all.
Ted Heath — former UK Prime Minister — was the was investigated for historical child abuse allegations.
Several forces looked into claims involving high-profile figures, and police later confirmed that, had Heath been alive, he would have been interviewed under caution regarding multiple allegations.
Operation Midland, a separate inquiry, investigated claims about the abuse and alleged murder of three boys by an alleged Westminster paedophile ring — though it later collapsed due to false testimony.
In 2014, the Home Office admitted that 114 files potentially linked to organised child abuse in the 1980s had been lost or destroyed. Among them was a dossier compiled by Conservative MP Geoffrey Dickens in 1983, which he said would “blow the lid off” the activities of prominent abusers.
The dossier was handed to then–Home Secretary Leon Brittan, who claimed to have passed it to officials — but no action was taken, and the document has never been found.
Oopsie-daisy.
Jimmy Savile — knight of the realm, hospital ghoul, predator. Britain’s most prolific child abuser.
A BBC review found he assaulted victims “whenever the opportunity arose, in virtually every one of the BBC premises at which he worked.”
The BBC knew. The NHS knew. The police knew. The royals knew.
Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols outed this fucking monster in 1978 — and got banned from the BBC for it.
Savile didn’t die until 2011. That’s over thirty extra years of raping children — with protection from the top down.
If you were to draw a caricature of a pedophile it would look like Jimmy Savile.
Prince Andrew still insists he never met the underage Virginia Giuffre that he’s literally photographed with. That interview where he denies knowing the girl, being a paedo, and, strangely, not being able to sweat, is painful to watch. Andrew settled out of court. The amount of the settlement is confidential, but it’s been reported to be £12 million pounds ($22.6 million).
Throne-sniffing, royal grovelers, Marie Claire recently reported that Andrew "Has a Spring in His Step" With New Hobby at Royal Lodge. He’s taken up gardening. He’s swapped pedophilia for pruning.
Everyone knew Andrew was sus for years.
But nothing sticks when your mother’s the Queen and your mates run the justice system.
Tragically, Virginia Giuffre has since killed herself.
Prince Andrew photographed along with the underage Virginia Giuffre that he claims he never met.
This is the machine doing exactly what it was built to do:
Protect the powerful.
Bury the truth.
Break the ones who speak up.
The system isn’t broken. It’s bulletproof — if you’re rich enough.
It doesn’t lose evidence. It disposes of it.
It doesn’t forget victims. It erases them.
Because in this world, if you’ve got the money and the connections, you don’t get held to account —
You get memorials. You get knighthoods.
You get away with it.
And the rest of us?
We get gaslit. We get lied to.
We get told there’s “no list.”
But we know better.