Elon Musk: Shit Bond Villain
Until recently, most people looked at Elon Musk as just a rich asshole masquerading as a tech-genius. Don't get me wrong, the guy has done well with money, but he's no Tony(Ironman) Stark. Now Musk has become the shittest Bond villain possible, interfering with politics around the globe in an attempt to rule the world.
There are some that would say a guy who came from nothing to become the world's richest man has the credentials to know what's best for economies, except the rags to riches story is bollox. It's more of a heartwarming tale of riches to even more riches
Despite his occasional claims of being poor when he was a kid, Musk started off his business career with a shit-load of cash from an his family's emerald mine. Errol, Elon's dad once said, “We were very wealthy. We had so much money at times we couldn’t even close our safe.” In fact, Errol Musk has stated that far from the self-made billionaire Musk Jr claims to be, his life, move to the US, college fees and even his spending money was all funded by apartheid-era Zambian emeralds.
In school, Musk was a bully.ne high school incident that Elon has harps on about repeatedly — when a classmate pushed him down a stairwell, resulting in hospitalization — actually started when Musk mocked the other boy about his father's suicide.
Now the prick is everywhere. Space, electric cars, underground tunnels, artificial intelligence, social media platforms, But let’s be honest—if anyone’s going to take over the world, it’s not going to be a cooker like Musk. Long before he rules the world, his head will explode from all the bat-shit crazy nonsense that's in there. In the meantime, and I'm speaking for the planet here, fuck off Elon.
Australian politics is rife with self-serving politicians, bigots, and yes-men. Local MPs, like mine, ignore their constituents until election time, when their smug faces pop up on billboards with empty promises like "here to help." Both sides of politics are guilty of self-interest and division, with extreme factions on both the left and right. Politicians are often driven by personal gain, supported by lobbyists from powerful industries like mining and real estate.
While some politicians have good intentions, the system rewards the corrupt, like former Liberal MP Stuart Robert, whose numerous scandals—misusing travel funds, conflicts of interest, and shady business ties—highlight how entrenched the corruption is. This system is broken.
People often view politics through a biased lens, with their side being “good” and the other “bad.” The left promotes social equality and universal welfare, but sometimes goes too far, while the right emphasizes personal responsibility and hard work but often ignores systemic inequality. Right-wing policies often favor big corporations, with tax cuts and deregulation hurting ordinary people. Meanwhile, corporates evade taxes to the tune of $50 billion a year, yet the government targets welfare recipients instead.
Extremism is a growing problem on both sides, feeding division and violence. Whether it’s right-wing rhetoric about immigration or left-wing ideologies that push for excessive state control, both extremes drown out moderation and make cooperation nearly impossible. This creates a dangerous environment where extreme actions, like the U.S. Capitol insurrection or threats of violence in Australia, become more likely.
George Orwell’s vision of a future dominated by fear and power may not be far off if we don't stop allowing politicians to fuel division and extremism. The system is broken—and it’s time to fight back.